Should You Shower Before or After a Massage?
The question everyone overthinks before a massage appointment finally gets the friendly, no-judgment breakdown. Shower before is usually the move — but here’s exactly why it matters (and when it doesn’t).
First-time massage guidance answers beginner concerns about preparation, clothing, boundaries, communication, expected sensations, and what happens during the appointment.
The question everyone overthinks before a massage appointment finally gets the friendly, no-judgment breakdown. Shower before is usually the move — but here’s exactly why it matters (and when it doesn’t).
Learn how to effectively communicate pressure preferences to your massage therapist to ensure a safe, comfortable, and effective session without the fear of being rude.
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